So call me crazy. Or not. But figure this one out: after a hike in Zion over President's Day weekend my friends and I walked down the road to an elk and buffalo farm (for lack of a better word). Here is the sign "inviting" people to donate money to support this natural environment for these magnificent animals - or at least help us feed them by buying a $2 bag of food that you could then feed them with yourself.

You'll notice that the sign asks for money to support this "natural" environment. The only thing "natural" about it are the mountains in the background, as noted by exhibit A - the truck on blocks behind the sign. In exhibit B (below) you will see me with the beforementioned $2 bag of food, feeding one of the more pathetic looking elk with its horns shorn off in the back lot.

The fences enclose muddy yards. You'll notice that behind the elk is a large object. The object, in this "natural" setting, just happens to be an early 90's edition of a speedboat. This may be a new definition of a natural environment, or you could just call me crazy...